Last night was the first time since I was a child that I diluted my red wine with coke - yes we were allowed a little wine on special occasions. Our first encounter with Spanish wine was not pleasant but we were not about to waste a drop, after all we were not drinking for the enjoyment of it, we were drinking to forget.
Driving through Europe may not have been such a great idea after all. The steering wheel is on the wrong side of the car, everyone drives on the wrong side of the road and the highways in Spain seem to have been designed by a sadistic lunatic hoping to get visitors trapped in a never ending maze of slip roads and interchanges.
Then you get Madrid! I dare a Johannesburg taxi driver to go up against peak hour traffic in Madrid - at 20h00 at night - the speed and complication of the traffic system will leave even the toughest of taxi drivers weak in the knees and looking like a teenage learner driver on Louis Botha during a thunderstorm.
Needless to say, we were exhausted by the time we reached our destination. Red-eyed, a slight chest pain and a nervous twitch to rival Miley Cyrus' best twerk, to be cured only by a dose of alcohol. I could picture the crimson liquid cascading from my glass and slipping down my throat, warming my belly and leading me to a place of calm. Rich and delicious. Unfortunately the katemba would have to do. Gulped and not sipped, like medicine, sending us to bed, helping us forget.
To my family and especially my husband, I apologise profusely. However, the word "adventure" does come to mind and this one is epic. What would you call turning down the wrong side of the road into oncoming, peak hour traffic and surviving to tell the tale?
